Influenza Bloggers go Nude Dancing

October 16, 2009

Note: This is Bloggista’s contribution.

Unfortunately, the post title is my poor attempt to lure nudists and porn enthusiasts to have a look and hopefully contribute a little for this blog’s awesome Alexa ranking.

After all, this is my first post being one of the Influenza Bloggers who are nothing but a bunch of worthless bloggies trying to make an impression to everyone that we are not always thinking about porn and that blogging isn’t really one hell of a lonely job, err, hobby.

Influenza Bloggers is all about fun, booze, women, and tendencies to bare all just to grab attention and impress Ms. Alexa (who the hell is she?) and fatten Mr. Go Gol’s wallet with adsense cents.

Anyways, should the Influenza Bloggers decide to take all these non-sense stuff one step forward, we’ll be doing what these goofy guys are doing and go viral with YouTube.

Warning: Not for the faint of … heart…

Read the rest of this entry »

Influenza Bloggers Go Geek!

September 22, 2009

Warning: Do not, I repeat, do not, let your girlfriend(s) read this.

One of the inherent traits of an influenza blogger is that we are, unfortunately, popular with the ladies. I know, that sounds absolutely conceited but like my favorite bad boy boxer Floyd Mayweather says, “It’s not bragging if you can back it up.” Look no further than the good doctor if you need proof. Ladies go to him everyday just to open up and say ahh. No joke.

Anyway, because sometimes juggling a couple of girls on a weekly basis while maintaining a harem on the side is such a formidable task, a new application has been submitted to Apple to help out guys who have the same problem as the influenza bloggers. This one not only tracks the names and phone numbers of our multiple girlfriends, it also tracks their menstrual cycles as well and in the process adding addtional teeth to the saying that ‘if you can’t be good, be safe’.
Read the rest of this entry »

Sex Quotes

September 16, 2009

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
~ Woody Allen

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
~ Rodney Dangerfield

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
~ Lynn Lavner

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
~ Camille Paglia

Read the rest of this entry »

The television is full of banned Sprite Commercials! Nyahahaha!

September 15, 2009

Well… actually, I only have two of them… hahahha… oh yes.. here we again… the title says it all… but have you seen the actual videos, lately? The Internet, in my humble opinion, I think, is the greatest if not, the most alluring and provocative inventions of all time! Just imagine, watching banned commercials in other parts of the world… only youtube can offer for FREE!

The Internet is like a casa, a house den full of… uhmm… sorry… I just can’t get over the previous post! Nyahahahaha… Anyway, as I said, the Internet is the best gift science can offer… thanks to youtube for these two banned Sprite commercials that we have below. Provocative, alluring, goddamnit oozing with sex… truly is… in a porn blog like the Influenza Bloggerssex really sells! Warning: the videos might offend you in one way or another… so viewers discretion is advised!

Read the rest of this entry »

Sexy Nobody Nobody But You Video

September 12, 2009

This is in response to a challenge posted by TWG prior to this one.  I don’t really know why I am doing this, and I don’t even know the artists behind this craze. But I scoured youtube to find a sexy Nobody Video. Sexy by whatever definition, just check out this one and you’ll be amazed:

Sexy Nobody Nobody But You Video

Read the rest of this entry »

Trim the bush to make the tree look tall! LOL!

September 3, 2009

Ehem. The video speaks for itself. Hahaha!

How To Impress A Girl

August 27, 2009

We could all learn from this one. lol