Love, For Adults Only

October 19, 2009

Borrowed From Somewhere Familiar.

Warning: This is an unbearably long post that doesn’t seem to go anywhere. If you have the attention span of a gnat and can’t tolerate mediocre posts, go find another hole and die.

Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. That’s the way it has always been unless their parents intervene. It starts with a smile, a few secret glances maybe, perspiration and some heavy duty heart pounding. Then the boy musters enough courage to come forward and say hello, they exchange pleasantries, swap war stories, comment about the weather, yadda yadda, blah blah blah. After all the nervous talk, and when it seems there’s a hint of electricity in the air or chemistry or whatever, they exchange phone numbers and promised to get in touch.

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What’s in a Porn Star Name?

September 23, 2009

Truly is… living to its mission and vision on giving nothing but pornographic experience and testosterone-induced excitements, the Influenza Blogger blog has done a remarkable milestone in the art of porn blogging. Yes! The art of porn blogging is what this blog is all about!

And that what this blog entry is all about… okay I’m kidding… but before the main course of stripped skin of human flesh, let me present to you the blog stats of this blog for the past months of August and September. You’ll be surprised too, because I was like… whoa! Okay, here are the remarkable and unbelievable blog stats coming from slutty peeps who keeps on drooling like they want some more!

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Poetry To Start My Day (Yours Too)

September 16, 2009


I want a man who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,
and when I spend his cash, he’s not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I want this man to love me to no end,
and always be my very best friend.

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