How To Have A Perfect Morning

September 27, 2009

Note: I know that there’s too much misery out there today, what with Ondoy and all. The sight of all those people submerged in flood brings tears to my eyes (really). But that bastard has already left the building and this is a fricking porn blog(not really) and the only tears we can spare here are tears of joy, and the only crying you hear are those that go higher, higher, higher, while we go faster, faster, faster, and of course you folks reading this scream more, more, more!

First you wake up at 4am. Of course this presupposes that you slept early. Nothing gets you started for a perfect day than being very well rested the previous night. Why 4am? There are a myriad of reasons why it’s essential that you wake up at this hour chief among them is that wood is hardest during this time of day. Teehehe.

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Trim the bush to make the tree look tall! LOL!

September 3, 2009

Ehem. The video speaks for itself. Hahaha!

Getting Your User Name

August 18, 2009

Ok, so I feel that I need to elaborate some more regarding the wordpress account thingy. Looks like I only sowed confusion when I should be sowing my wild oats.

Alright, the username is real important because without it, you will not be able to get your Akismet API? Remember the Akismet plugin? It requires an API which can only be had if you have a account. Now I won’t muddle the point some more. So let’s get back on track.

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