We’re Bringing Sexy Back

November 25, 2009

Watch for a completely new influenzabloggers site when we completely lose our tail and come out with a bordering-on-nasty blog. Some posts will be totally not suitable for women or NSFW but hey, women who come here are enlightened anyway so it shouldn’t be a biggie.

If you must know, yes we have already purchased the domain just to ensure that nobody usurps our rightful property. And oh, we will start flexing our SEO muscles as well, so if you want to cash in on that, now may be a very good time to contribute. If not, well, it’s not really your loss but it would be a shame.

We still won’t be dishing out posts that upsets anyone’s sensibilities though but we will be a little bit more sexier, a little bit more risque, but a whole lot more marketable. Yes folks, we will be venturing towards the greenland of blogging. This blog will start making money or by God, we will be putting Bloggista on a stake, and burning the bejesus out of him.

Sorry, had a couple of beers tonight. 🙂

Photo from sportsillustrated.co.za

Love, For Adults Only

October 19, 2009

Borrowed From Somewhere Familiar.

Warning: This is an unbearably long post that doesn’t seem to go anywhere. If you have the attention span of a gnat and can’t tolerate mediocre posts, go find another hole and die.

Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. That’s the way it has always been unless their parents intervene. It starts with a smile, a few secret glances maybe, perspiration and some heavy duty heart pounding. Then the boy musters enough courage to come forward and say hello, they exchange pleasantries, swap war stories, comment about the weather, yadda yadda, blah blah blah. After all the nervous talk, and when it seems there’s a hint of electricity in the air or chemistry or whatever, they exchange phone numbers and promised to get in touch.

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Vis-Ă -vis – A Flash Fiction (140 words)

October 14, 2009

After a tiring day at work, I rewarded myself with a doggy-bag of Jambalaya from Gumbo. I took a jeepney ride home.

A lady sporting a seductive fragrance sat next to me. Her curves were noticeable through her black shirt. I saw her placed her left hand to her inner thigh; her fingers caressed her jeans. Her right hand was on the handrail, then she slowly placed it on top of her right thigh. Our forearms touched. Read the rest of this entry »

What’s in a Porn Star Name?

September 23, 2009

Truly is… living to its mission and vision on giving nothing but pornographic experience and testosterone-induced excitements, the Influenza Blogger blog has done a remarkable milestone in the art of porn blogging. Yes! The art of porn blogging is what this blog is all about!

And that what this blog entry is all about… okay I’m kidding… but before the main course of stripped skin of human flesh, let me present to you the blog stats of this blog for the past months of August and September. You’ll be surprised too, because I was like… whoa! Okay, here are the remarkable and unbelievable blog stats coming from slutty peeps who keeps on drooling like they want some more!

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The Nobody Challenge

September 12, 2009

I was surprised to see that my kumpadres here at the Influenza are having fun with the challenge. I was actually having second thoughts in accepting it because one of the prizes is an autographed topless  photo of Doc Z! (Who is he anyway?)

I am going to give TWG a run for his money with this video!

Okay, so it would only be my own ridiculous sense of humor that would vote for this entry. Whatever…. the following would just be Yada-yada-yada…

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Homeless In Makati

September 10, 2009

I am still in the office trying to come up with an earth-shattering post for a porn blog, one that will make the reader writhe in bliss, giving the impression that all his bones have turned to liquid. Hmmm… but wait, this is that article! So, are you writhing yet? Meeoooww.

Ok, I’m afraid that after reading this your IQ will be pulled down a couple of points lower which means that if you’re already slow, you’ll be walking backward from here on. Blame this nonsense post on the significant other who had unceremoniously thrown me out of my own apartment so her horde of relatives can occupy it. What’s even more hair-raising about this whole episode is that she did it over the phone. Yep, the SO called, told me to pack up some things and beat it. Of course I had to capitulate, if only to erase the stigma of a smart alecky reply I made when in all seriousness she asked me;

“Baby, will you die for me?”

And I had the lapse of judgment to blurt out,

“Of course not, sweetie, my love is an undying love.”

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Influenza Bloggers (An Acrostic)

September 4, 2009

This searching in the web – for those of you beware,

has an outbreak of influenza spread out there?

I‘m sure there’s no need to panic and to need to run,

some folks just want to have a little clean fun.

Possibly a rare influenza, definitely “a flu,”

of what vaccine you ask? To protect me and you?

recently this  site, is for you to stumble upon,

not for the faint of heart, but a twisted kind of wisdom. Read the rest of this entry »