Influenza Bloggers Go Geek!

Warning: Do not, I repeat, do not, let your girlfriend(s) read this.

One of the inherent traits of an influenza blogger is that we are, unfortunately, popular with the ladies. I know, that sounds absolutely conceited but like my favorite bad boy boxer Floyd Mayweather says, “It’s not bragging if you can back it up.” Look no further than the good doctor if you need proof. Ladies go to him everyday just to open up and say ahh. No joke.

Anyway, because sometimes juggling a couple of girls on a weekly basis while maintaining a harem on the side is such a formidable task, a new application has been submitted to Apple to help out guys who have the same problem as the influenza bloggers. This one not only tracks the names and phone numbers of our multiple girlfriends, it also tracks their menstrual cycles as well and in the process adding addtional teeth to the saying that ‘if you can’t be good, be safe’.

iamaman

“I am a Man” will help you with your private life planning. You will know about your girlfriend’s period and her mood. You can plan your dates, evening and save some money.

But it’s not all!

You can add several girls. The program helps to avoid misunderstandings and preserve your relationship. Even if your girlfriend accidentally bumps into this application and makes you enter the password – she will be the only one to appear on the list, because “I am a Man” program implies personal passwords for each girl!

Features:
* Trace your girlfriend’s periods
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* Set a master password for the whole program
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* Set personal passwords for every girl
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* Make calls by simply tapping on her name*

But of course you need to get an iPhone first. lol.

5 Responses to Influenza Bloggers Go Geek!

  1. jan geronimo says:

    Our good friends need this. It’s a must for them. Right, Doc Z? Doc Z can’t answer – not feeling well today. lols

  2. yatot says:

    there is a mobile phone model from my | phone that monitors the menstrual cycle of a woman, provided that she is having a regular monthly period… i saw this advertisement inside the LRT line 1 on my way to monumento… i just forgot the model… wahehehehe…

  3. Zorlone says:

    There wasn’t a name mentioned in the post. So, it’s probably McSteamy of McDreamy at Gray’s Anatomy. I’m just a lowly Internist by day… by night.

    Z

  4. madz says:

    Maybe that’s why I am more of a BlackBerry fan rather than an iPhone 😛 LOL!

  5. bloggista says:

    Wow that’s one neat geeky gadget. So now you can venture going out with girls with different names. But still, nothing beats having same name so you won’t get confused and get caught. LOL

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