Warning: Do not, I repeat, do not, let your girlfriend(s) read this.
One of the inherent traits of an influenza blogger is that we are, unfortunately, popular with the ladies. I know, that sounds absolutely conceited but like my favorite bad boy boxer Floyd Mayweather says, “It’s not bragging if you can back it up.” Look no further than the good doctor if you need proof. Ladies go to him everyday just to open up and say ahh. No joke.
Anyway, because sometimes juggling a couple of girls on a weekly basis while maintaining a harem on the side is such a formidable task, a new application has been submitted to Apple to help out guys who have the same problem as the influenza bloggers. This one not only tracks the names and phone numbers of our multiple girlfriends, it also tracks their menstrual cycles as well and in the process adding addtional teeth to the saying that ‘if you can’t be good, be safe’.
“I am a Man” will help you with your private life planning. You will know about your girlfriend’s period and her mood. You can plan your dates, evening and save some money.
But it’s not all!
You can add several girls. The program helps to avoid misunderstandings and preserve your relationship. Even if your girlfriend accidentally bumps into this application and makes you enter the password – she will be the only one to appear on the list, because “I am a Man” program implies personal passwords for each girl!
* Trace your girlfriend’s periods *
* Set a master password for the whole program *
* Set personal passwords for every girl *
* Make calls by simply tapping on her name*
But of course you need to get an iPhone first. lol.