This searching in the web – for those of you beware,
has an outbreak of influenza spread out there?
I‘m sure there’s no need to panic and to need to run,
some folks just want to have a little clean fun.
Possibly a rare influenza, definitely “a flu,”
of what vaccine you ask? To protect me and you?
recently this site, is for you to stumble upon,
not for the faint of heart, but a twisted kind of wisdom.
set free all your stress and frustrations as you read,
in this influenza blog, watch out out for some treats.
True, you are just looking for a porn site to visit.
Eh! Come on! This is more exciting – a titillating beat!
Reserve some sexy women for later and make some neurons to work,
or you’d rather lie writhing from a worthless time to jerk?
come on and bring some company and set the mood in the air,
knock out those perverted thoughts – hey, influenza here, didn’t you see the title?
So go out and sneeze! Let this epidemic spread,
your surfer-, blogger-, and horny friends – let these posts be read.
oh and on your way out, don’t forget to subscribe,
ugh! Because you might find what you are looking for, if not now, maybe next time!