We’re Bringing Sexy Back

November 25, 2009

Watch for a completely new influenzabloggers site when we completely lose our tail and come out with a bordering-on-nasty blog. Some posts will be totally not suitable for women or NSFW but hey, women who come here are enlightened anyway so it shouldn’t be a biggie.

If you must know, yes we have already purchased the domain just to ensure that nobody usurps our rightful property. And oh, we will start flexing our SEO muscles as well, so if you want to cash in on that, now may be a very good time to contribute. If not, well, it’s not really your loss but it would be a shame.

We still won’t be dishing out posts that upsets anyone’s sensibilities though but we will be a little bit more sexier, a little bit more risque, but a whole lot more marketable. Yes folks, we will be venturing towards the greenland of blogging. This blog will start making money or by God, we will be putting Bloggista on a stake, and burning the bejesus out of him.

Sorry, had a couple of beers tonight. 🙂

Photo from sportsillustrated.co.za


2 Smashed 2 Wasted

November 7, 2009

Bloggista was cradling a bottle of half-empty Jagermeister like it was Jennifer’s Body.  The Doc was redder than a red hot chili pepper.  Novz eyes have turned to slits.

DISCLOSURE:  THIS POST IS SPONSORED BY JAGERMEISTER

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Love, For Adults Only

October 19, 2009

Borrowed From Somewhere Familiar.

Warning: This is an unbearably long post that doesn’t seem to go anywhere. If you have the attention span of a gnat and can’t tolerate mediocre posts, go find another hole and die.

Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. That’s the way it has always been unless their parents intervene. It starts with a smile, a few secret glances maybe, perspiration and some heavy duty heart pounding. Then the boy musters enough courage to come forward and say hello, they exchange pleasantries, swap war stories, comment about the weather, yadda yadda, blah blah blah. After all the nervous talk, and when it seems there’s a hint of electricity in the air or chemistry or whatever, they exchange phone numbers and promised to get in touch.

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Influenza Bloggers go Nude Dancing

October 16, 2009

Note: This is Bloggista’s contribution.

Unfortunately, the post title is my poor attempt to lure nudists and porn enthusiasts to have a look and hopefully contribute a little for this blog’s awesome Alexa ranking.

After all, this is my first post being one of the Influenza Bloggers who are nothing but a bunch of worthless bloggies trying to make an impression to everyone that we are not always thinking about porn and that blogging isn’t really one hell of a lonely job, err, hobby.

Influenza Bloggers is all about fun, booze, women, and tendencies to bare all just to grab attention and impress Ms. Alexa (who the hell is she?) and fatten Mr. Go Gol’s wallet with adsense cents.

Anyways, should the Influenza Bloggers decide to take all these non-sense stuff one step forward, we’ll be doing what these goofy guys are doing and go viral with YouTube.

Warning: Not for the faint of … heart…

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Vis-à-vis – A Flash Fiction (140 words)

October 14, 2009

After a tiring day at work, I rewarded myself with a doggy-bag of Jambalaya from Gumbo. I took a jeepney ride home.

A lady sporting a seductive fragrance sat next to me. Her curves were noticeable through her black shirt. I saw her placed her left hand to her inner thigh; her fingers caressed her jeans. Her right hand was on the handrail, then she slowly placed it on top of her right thigh. Our forearms touched. Read the rest of this entry »


Guessing Game

October 14, 2009

UPDATE:
The good doctor missed this one by a hair. lol. Ok the product is called a Sqweel. A pig getting butchered immediately comes to mind. This picture is from Gizmodo.com. I didn’t think it’s at the level that would place us in the very good company of redtube, youjizz et al so I included it here. Still for texting me his really hairy guess, the doc gets a bottle of beer on the third world geek’s tab.

Let’s see how resourceful you are boys and girls. Guess what this is and you get a free starbucks coffee from me. No joke. 🙂

Are You A Genius?

Are You A Genius?

Note: I should be crediting the owner of this pic, but I’m not gonna do so, at least not for now. I promise to do so after this activity. lol.


Cool Nobody Nobody But You Video

October 11, 2009

Sorry to disappoint you my testosterone-charged comrades, nothing prurient in this post, well perhaps the overly-thesaurus-ed highfalutin words can be a bit shameless, but if you wanna start your week right, this is something to watch. A bit simplistic maybe but very cool nevertheless.